Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally.
Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
Crying is blackmail.
If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.
If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong.
You know, I kinda agree with this. What I don’t agree with is #3. Christopher Columbus did need directions, if he didn’t, then he would have ended up in India & got some lovely spices to take home. But no, he wound up in the Bahamas & began a genocide of Native Americans. So next time, ask for directions. k? Thanks :)